It is Tuesday night and my phone rings at bloody 4 am in the morning. My colleague – semi-drunk – on the other side of the phone is surprised that I am asleep. Whatever dude, just get to the point. Crazy semi-drunk colleague was having a drink (or hundred) with three of his Chinese amigas and they thought it would be an excellent idea to wake me up and ask me whether I could hook his three friends up with any of my lao wai friends.