John isn't a ninja, but many of his friends are.

John set a record as a teacher by making four kids cry in three hours.

John's debut record was a Number One on the charts in French Guiana.

John has an onion.

If John left from Chicago at 4 o'clock, traveling at a constant 50 km/h, and Jose left St. Louis at 5 o'clock, traveling at a constant 45 km/h, at what time do they meet in Albequerque?

John was once dared to eat a caterpillar, but he didn't.

John's milk will expire 7/17/08.