Enclosed is an image I created to illustrate the dating pool at my university. Assuming the locus was myself, in Red Square between classes:

'a' represents the length of my arm
'c' represents the length of a dead cat

'A' represents a cute asian girl
'W' represents a cute white girl
'U' represents an ugly asian girl
'S' represents a skateboarder narrowly missing a collision with pedestrians

As can be clearly seen, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting several cute asian girls.

It should be noted that the several subjects involved in the experiment could be immediately removed from my personal dating pool, after being hit with a dead cat.