Clever Turtles

I had a few of the older students make dating/personal-type ads for some of the teachers that they liked, Jin and Matthew. The results were as follows. Hi! My name is Matthew. I look like Arabian Prince. I'm 28 years old. I have beard and mustache. My hobby is playing soccer with children. I like drinking alcohol with my friends. I find girl who is cute and friendly. Please contact me. '_'* I'm Jin. I look like arbitrarily. My smells funny all days. My hobby is making a noise. I think I'm cute guy but other person think I give bad impression. I'm not strange person but other person think I'm strange person. Even some person speak to me, "You are not person!" It's true! Name: Jin

• He is 25 years old.
• He is very fat.
• He drinks a lot.
• He smokes a lot.
• He is very short.
• He always says bad words.
• He is very poor.
• He is insane.
• He's very bad manners.

[Matthew] I am a nice guy. I am handsome and I'm tall. I am very smart. I have a nice beard and mustache. I loke to study and to teach children.