Clever Turtles

So there I was, doing my midnight browsing on the internets. I knew I needed sleep, I knew I was tired. But as we all know, you’re never too tired to read a few more headlines or browse through a few more of your friend’s pictures on Facebook.

And then something caught my eye, a name. Facebook in its omniscient magic suggested I add Jon Huer as a friend. Jon Huer, Jon Huer, I thought. Why does that name seem so familiar? It was time for a bit of techno-savvy investigation. It was time to google Jon Huer, and boy was I surprised about the results.

A night out in Itaewon and John blurts out all sorts of wisdoms...I remember the Koreans being very annoyed and 'Tyrone' in particular. It was a fun night in the end though when we moved to a small club in Hongdae where we danced pretty much all night and where there were lots of creepy guys.

On Saturday Night, May 19th 2007, José, Owen, Jessica, Kevin, Cat and moi went out in Kangnam area, but before all the dancing started, we sat down for some fruit soju to hear the American and Brit quarrel about...themselves...

First off, I apologize, because the text below is clustered. I have a lot of thoughts in my mind and I’m still trying to sort through it. It’s all a mesh. If anything, just watch the video below.

Good luck and be safe.

And keep up your studies or I'll kick your ass.

I was digging around for some old documents, and found this picture. I've been alot of things in my life. But from birth till death, I will always be... a ladies man.

It’s an interesting feeling to constantly be in preparation. Preparing for the next event, always progressing, always moving forward. You know you are moving forward, but you always feel so far behind. You are ready to sprint but the harsh gusts of time are constantly beating on you, slowing you, deterring you from what you want. But this is just a feeling, a mindset, not to be confused with an actual opposition. Instead it is more of just an impatience, trivial greediness to have it all at once. So, what happens when the opposition becomes real?

Madonna is . . . watching "Mulan" too many times?

She said: “I must have been Japanese in a previous life. I’m pretty sure I was a warrioress. I can’t explain it, I just know. I’m good at fighting – fighting with a big sword.”

It's a little known fact that Jose, too, was once a Japanese warrioress. But that was just a summer job in high school.

You don't seem to want to accept that fact that you're dealing with an expert, in guerrilla warfare. With a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Korea his job was to dispose of enemy personnel, to kill. Period. Win by attrition. Well, Jose was the best.

Speech for public speaking course.