Since I have been designated as the official smut editor, I have recently been tasked to address the article entitled: From the Erotic Domain, an Aerobic Trend in China. Ironically, the very rule bearing and conservative China is now about to show a bit of a freaky side. Even more ironic however, is the fact that out of this studio of beautiful looking women, the editors decided to pick the farm girl looks creature for the first half of the video. Oh the irony, the humanity. Someone has to pay for this.

It’s interesting to see this type of trend develop out of China. I can still remember, from watching a documentary about Bruce Lee, how when casting for the opium den scene with the Asian girls giggling in bikinis, they had to cast girls from other countries. They said that in general, due to a strictly conservative mentality, no decent Chinese female actor would take up such a role. However as we all know, China is becoming more and more like a free nation. Indications of this can be seen from their rapidly evolving economy towards open free market to the stretching of their once tyrannical, but now flexible, laws only found in a communistic regime. Even the birth rate law these days is being stretched by many Chinese. The consequence for having more than one child is a monetary penalty. As more and more Chinese become wealthy during their economic boom, families would rather just pay the fine than to limit the size of their families. I would assume that within the next few decades, we’ll see this law disappear all together.

The only problem with this new “hobby,” that these promiscuous Chinese girls have grown partial to, is the danger of it. This country was once seen as a threat for their ridiculously huge Red Army, which they still possess for the record. However, this “exercise activity” is much more deadly and will most likely deteriorate our country slowly from within. Even brave souls, such as myself, have felt the grasp this activity. God knows it has had an effect on my mind. Slowly my grades and work progress erode whilst my mind is entertained by thoughts of a new pole dancing hot Asian red army. Would I want to be in a studio with 50 fine ass Chinese chicks pole dancing? ….. Do I fuck?