One thing I love about the Army is the amount of written material found on bathroom stall walls. Within the vast amounts of literature, you can find everything from jokes to poetry, even stories about your mama. Here's one excerpt that I considered to be pretty humorous.
I've fucked in the East.
I've fucked in the West.
I've even fucked women with really large breasts.
But I'll never be happy.
I'll never be free.
Until I've fucked someone, like the Army fucked me.
--Unknown.