Why Jenny should not join the Stripper Pole Chinese Red Army

Jenny doesn’t use pole-shaped objects for stripping.

Jenny will bitch-slap every person trying to put money in her panties.

Jenny already donated her army gear to the Stripper Pole Korean Kimchi Army.

Jenny does not like the colour Red.

Jenny is not really Chinese.

Jenny is still from the block and keeping it real.

Jenny is not Jenny’s real name.

Jenny has lesbian tendencies.

Jenny enjoys eating icecream and chocolate, not hanging up side down on a stick.

Mostly though: 남자는 다 되지야!

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I would be interested to

I would be interested to hear your honest opinion of the pole-dancing trend, though. You being the only one of us actually in China.

I'd settle for hearing more

I'd settle for hearing more about the lesbian tendencies. @.@

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