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November 2008

Those evil, evil foreign teachers

A translation of an interview with the guy in charge of Anti-English Spectrum Cafe, the leading anti-foreign-teacher group in Korea.


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It’s an interesting feeling to constantly be in preparation. Preparing for the next event, always progressing, always moving forward. You know you are moving forward, but you always feel so far behind. You are ready to sprint but the harsh gusts of time are constantly beating on you, slowing you, deterring you from what you want. But this is just a feeling, a mindset, not to be confused with an actual opposition. Instead it is more of just an impatience, trivial greediness to have it all at once. So, what happens when the opposition becomes real?

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편태!

A collection of articles on Toshio Maeda (and here) and Takeshi Oshima, two illustrators who specialize in erotic comics.


Seriously? Americans are WEIRD.

Madonna is . . . watching "Mulan" too many times?

She said: “I must have been Japanese in a previous life. I’m pretty sure I was a warrioress. I can’t explain it, I just know. I’m good at fighting – fighting with a big sword.”

It's a little known fact that Jose, too, was once a Japanese warrioress. But that was just a summer job in high school.


Testicle-Brained Fools!

I am continually amazed at the ability of people to be total cockmongers. See, some time ago, actress Moon Geun-young (our schoolmate at Sungkyunkwan University, for Jose, Jenny, and I) made some ludicrously generous, anonymous donations to a charity to help out cancer kids.

Shit I don't care about

Obama polling poorly in Japan, making it one of the most generally irrelevant newspaper editorials I've ever read. I mean, he hasn't made ANY statements of policy regarding Asia.

Generally, it just reflects Japan's growing insularity (HA! Example of perfect diction) (so, I have a lexicon fetish. sue me.), which is kind of concerning given it's history of xenophobia. But, hey, Korea's way cooler anyways. Not my problem.

What I found most curious was the following:


Yay, standardized testing!

College entrance exam time in Korea, again.

Even though I was a teacher for a while, I can't recall every being aware of my students taking the exam. Students who do take the exam usually drop out of conversation courses (since its not on the test) and cram grammar. There is a mass migration after the exam from grammar classes to conversation classes.


Go Japan

Japanese Obama impersonator.

Ummm.

Well, at least he doesn't use blackface.


Heh heh . . . Seamen.

One of the formative experiences in my dad's life was serving on a submarine when he was a young man. This was indirectly communicated to me as my family has watched pretty much every submarine movie ever made. (My brother once summarized every submarine movie in thirty seconds. It was hilarious, and I hope he writes it down some time.)